5 Feet of Fury

If only our Professional Catholics ™ wrote like this

I tried, but, well…

Here’s Damian “Blow Me” Thompson at the UK Telegraph:

The website of the Catholic Church in England in Wales is called “Root”. Well, I’ve been rooting around it, and what a disgrace. It’s not just a tedious smorgasbord of PC messages — it also edits Church teaching by missing out the bits it apparently doesn’t like…