5 Feet of Fury

“Leave Mark Steyn alone!!”

Seriously, do I have to think of everything?

I was sure somebody would have done this by now (sigh).

But with one week to go until Mark Steyn’s show trial/kangaroo court crap in B.C., now would be a REALLY good time for those inclined to make their Chris Crocker parodies, post ’em to YouTube, then tell me about ’em at kshaidle – AT – rogers.com

You know what I’m talking about. No? Oh (language warning):

Mike Brock, I’m looking at you. If you do this I will buy you a baby stroller.