In a positive coda to yesterday’s adventures among the idiots, it seems I’ve lost three pounds in 24 hours, and that after eating a linguine, bread, Coke and cheesecake post-press conference lunch, followed by the chocolate cake mentioned below, and not working out since Monday.
Thank you, Sharia Creeps — you’re good for something after all! Have more stupid press conferences, pleeeeze.
Someone pass this along to Zerb, eh?
