5 Feet of Fury

HRC: What the hell is “social condition”?

The Human Rights Commission is toying with the idea of adding something called “social condition” to the growing litany of victimisms — race, sexual orientation, etc — they’d like to police.

So what is it?

“He was of the view that social condition referred to social rank, referred to an individual’s position in society and the social class they belonged to by birth, by their income, by the level of education or by their occupation.”

What the ****? Are we living in Barry frickin’ Lyndon or something? Where the hell’s my spitoon, boy?

Obviously this is all about guaranteed incomes for lazy lowlifes, so they can buy even more lottery tickets, beer, smokes and potato chips on my dime — then sue me if I object.

Jezus.