5 Feet of Fury

Pocket Change: “New York’s Most Expensive Escort”

“Why spend time creating an emotional connection with a regular person when you can rent a hotter one?”

Nowhere near as funny as Pocket Change usually is. Odd. Guess some stuff isn’t that funny no matter how hip you pretend to be.

Plus: anyone who thinks “race is just a social construct” needs to spend more time reading escort ads… 

Hey, is there a horndog tie code now??