5 Feet of Fury

Spindly young progressive white hipsters are dirtbags

Once, a scruffy, large man approached me, holding a folded-up piece of paper. ‘Do you have any Buck?’ He paused and looked at the piece of paper. ‘Any books by Buckorsick?’ I suspected that he meant Bukowski, but I played dumb, and asked to see the piece of paper he was holding. It was written in crisp handwriting that clearly didn’t belong to him, and it read:

1. Charles Bukowski

2. Jim Thompson

3. Philip K. Dick

4. William S. Burroughs

5. Any Graphic Novel

“This is pretty much the authoritative top five, the New York Times best-seller list of stolen books.

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“I’ve had hundreds of dollars of graphic novels—Sandman, Preacher, The Dark Knight Returns—lifted from right under my nose all at once. Science fiction and fantasy are high in demand, too: The coin of the realm is now, and has always been, the fiction that young white men read, and self-satisfied young white men, the kind who love to stick it to the man, are the majority of book shoplifters.”

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