5 Feet of Fury

A masochistic Canadian prof in a coma — and this is news because…?

Richard Benjamin (his real name) is retired from Montreal’s (of course) Vanier College.

He does not remember putting on the handcuffs, nipple clamps, dog collar, high-heel shoes or hood, vowing “I’m going to seek professional help to get over this dirty habit.”

You just know it: and that professional’s name is no doubt “Mistress Whippit!” Dirty habit! Dirty dirty habit!!