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A masochistic Canadian prof in a coma — and this is news because…?

February 14, 2008 By admin

Richard Benjamin (his real name) is retired from Montreal’s (of course) Vanier College.

He does not remember putting on the handcuffs, nipple clamps, dog collar, high-heel shoes or hood, vowing “I’m going to seek professional help to get over this dirty habit.”

You just know it: and that professional’s name is no doubt “Mistress Whippit!” Dirty habit! Dirty dirty habit!!

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