5 Feet of Fury

Jason “my law degree smells like Crackerjack” Cherniak: our greatest living 28-year-old?

First Jason Cherniak reveals his mad lawyering skillz, Chompskyesque understanding of media ownership, and uncanny grasp of Enlightenment history.

Now he’s a, er, highly original Christian theologian!

If this keeps up, this time next week, Cherniak will be — who knows? — a new columnist for the National Post or something.

When he’s finished winning the Iron Man in record time…

I say we all head out to Dalhousie Law School and chant:

“Dal, Dal, what d’ya say? How many dorks did you pass today?”