“Brandon tells Jason to ‘Relax. Lay off the coffee,’ to which Jason retorts, ‘All I know is I better get a bang-up explanation for this shit, or I’m goin’ Norfolk ping-pong on muthafuckas!’ What does that even mean??? Diagnosis: nonsensical with a table tennis fetish.”
UPDATE: Andrea threatens to visit! Come up any time, assuming we’re not all in jail.