5 Feet of Fury

Remember when you trashed me over CleanFlicks?

When I said they had no right to bowlderize other people’s movies?

Let’s try a thought experiment: what if there was a company called Dirty Flicks that took movies like Because of Winn Dixie or whatever it was called, and added gratuitous nudity and swearing to make them more appealing to non-Christians?

Then how would you feel?

Oh, but that’s different.

You can’t explain why, can you?

I picked up a bad vibe about socon culture war heroes CleanFlicks since day one, as evidenced by my angry posts about them.

Turns out I was right. You can send me a Coke through the mail…

“Clean Flix founder Daniel Thompson has just been arrested and is accused of having sex with underaged girls. And according to the Salt Lake Tribune, the ‘booking documents state Thompson told the 14-year-olds that his film sanitizing business was a cover for a pornography studio.’ Police found a ‘large quantity’ of porno movies inside the business, ‘along with a keg of beer, painkillers and two cameras hooked up to a television.’ Thompson has been released after posting $30,000 bail.”