5 Feet of Fury

Too bad those “smallpox blankets” were just a hoax

Cuz I’d really like to toss one over this chick’s head…

CALLER:  Well, here’s the deal.  I’m going to make the assumption that the young lady testifying is of Inuit descent.

RUSH:  I would think so because the Inuits have joined the crusade up there, yeah.

CALLER:  How did her people get to North America from the Asian continent?  Didn’t they come across a land bridge that has melted?

RUSH:  I don’t know.  They might have hitched a ride with the Vikings.  Who the hell knows?

CALLER: Well, they tell me —

RUSH: No, I know you’re right.  I’m just in a blue funk here.  I’m in a real cynical mood here about all of this.  Go ahead and make your point. It’s a good point.

CALLER:  They tell me that the Inuits came across the —

RUSH:  Who told you?  Who told you?

CALLER: Well —

RUSH: If you learned it in a college classroom, we can’t trust it.

CALLER:  No, just a public school education, but if it did, in fact, melt, why would it melt and there is no connection between Alaska and Russia today?  There must have been some global warming in the past.

RUSH:  Well, we know there has been. So your question is: How did they get there in the first place.

CALLER:  Yeah, if she’s worried about the climate changing, it’s been changing since the beginning of time.

Never mind Iron Eyes Cody, the Italian “Indian” ecology propaganda tool. I expected that sobbing Inuit chick to start talking about watching baby seals being pulled out of incubators…