Ottawa cops investigate ‘hate crime’ (no, not that one)

Words are like, er, magic markers…!

Ottawa police are investigating an outrageous hate crime. And no, it has nothing to do with machetes. It involves a much more terrifying weapon–magic markers of doom…

You see how we prioritize things here in Canada? A hate crime involving Janjaweed-type silverwear–ho hum, one line tacked onto the end of an article about a Really Scary Hate Crime: grafitti in the loo.