Yeah, he has yet another new book out today, but here's what really matters: Before he got married he dated both Laura Ingrahm and Ann Coulter. Nope, me neither. Seems like a pretty smart guy, kind of, but also humorless and uptight. Now, I can think naughty things about any number of … [Read more...]
Archives for October 2007
James Watson: Water buffalo dung hits the hand-cranked fan
"One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that 'equal powers of reason' … [Read more...]
You read it here first
Larry Craig will run for re-election. And he will win. … [Read more...]
Dude, you’re getting a jihad!
Every once in a while, someone will say to me…
"Kathy, you should be writing for XYZ Famous Media Outlet!" I thank them kindly, then patiently explain that I'm actually forbidden by the nation's Media Nepotism Laws from writing for any "real" Canadian publication, because my last name isn't "Richler", "Trudeau", "Mulroney" or "Fulford." … [Read more...]
Know what else I want banned? “Priests in Scout Leader uniforms”
Ever get the feeling that, instead of "poverty, chastity and obedience," priests are now vowing to be eccentric, tone deaf, self-absorbed and socially awkward? A "priest in a Scout leader uniform" sounds like … [Read more...]
Neighbourhood already gone.
Black cop in Chicago complains that a policy forbidding him not to consort with known felons means he doesn't get to have any friends, because, well, you know. Also: Mexicans paint their houses funny colours. [Read more...]
Enter now to win “an STD combo pack”!
That is: "a series of tests for Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Hepatitis and HIV"! I'm afraid to ask what the consolation prize is. … [Read more...]
Someone buy up the film rights!
Chicago is now home to "the country's first high school run by the U.S. Marines." Suggested football team names: * The Montazumas
* The Oswalds
* The Arab Crushers
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“Coutler’ween” at Retrocrush
Robert Berry announces: "The trick-or-treaters that come to my house this year might be more scared than ever with this chilling and horrific display on my front window. I'll really confuse the liberal … [Read more...]
Richard Warman sues Free Dominion because commenters called him a “censor”, “dictator” and a “member of the thought police”
UPDATE: someone has set up RichardWarman.com. And it isn't a fan site... If only Warman had spent less time googling his own name and devoted just 5 minutes to registering it as a domain, huh Richie? *** Free Dominion is under attack … [Read more...]
Canadian political headline of the day (maybe the month)
"Let's replace [Liberal leader Stephane] Dion with a carrot."
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