More Muslim airport hilarity as KC plans to install foot washing basins. Coming soon: removal of the duty free? How have American Muslims gotten along all this time without these suddenly necessary foot basins? Do you … [Read more...]
Archives for September 2007
Someday we’ll find out that the Scottsboro Boys were really guilty…
"My name is Eddie Thompson. I am the white pastor referenced by Howard Witt of the Chicago Tribune in his article that forced the story of the 'Jena Six' onto the national stage. On December 8, … [Read more...]
Who needs p*rn when there’s Udolpho’s review of “3:10 to Yuma”?
"If you like this movie and you are a guy then I'm sorry but you are quite simply gay and should have rented Brokeback Mountain instead. (...)
"Naturally the critics slurp up all this … [Read more...]
Underwear Smugglers of Gitmo
[Warning and/or promise: this site features nudity & stuff, and references to (alleged) terrorists in (alleged) Speedos (which I guess you can cleanse from your mental palette by concentrating on … [Read more...]
Self-centered gays confused by whole “public/private” thingie
U of T law prof writes: "Only a few voices have dared to speak out. James Hannaham, in a Salon.com article called 'Why Bathroom Sex is Hot' unabashedly defended the hotness … [Read more...]
Barbara Amiel on Yom Kippur
"Hubris is not my only problem. An essential prerequisite for Jews at this time is to forgive all those who have wronged them. I want to be honest here: every year my list … [Read more...]
Stupid old broad cries in public: don’t steal back our stolen money!!
"The three opposition parties are calling the Conservative government 'Neanderthal' and 'misogynist' after a leading women's group was forced to close its doors.
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Angelina Jolie makes me feel like a big slut
Says she's only slept with four men. Maybe it depends on what "a few" means, but in a 2004 interview she implied that the number was already higher than four, and that was pre-Brad. Never mind those lips: where's the "make it … [Read more...]
Wow.
Just wow.
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Nuns “go green” by spending $56-million on their own home
Here's all you need to know about why vocations are falling... "We're educated women," said Sister Joan Mumaw, vice president of the order. "Most of us have master's degrees and … [Read more...]
More affable than rumour would have it*
My second editing project for The Rabbi is winding down, which means I'm free to take on a few new freelance writing & editing gigs again. (Yes, I AM capable of writing stuff that's safe for public consumption...) Of course, if you'd … [Read more...]
Rather like the old “in bed” trick with reading fortune cookies…
"Actually, Dan Rather improves almost any headline..." (Also: Rather admits he lied to the American … [Read more...]