Underwear Smugglers of Gitmo

[Warning and/or promise: this site features nudity & stuff, and references to (alleged) terrorists in (alleged) Speedos (which I guess you can cleanse from your mental palette by concentrating on the, well, nudity…)]

“Let me briefly respond: First, neither I, nor Mr. Katznelson, nor anyone else associated with us has had anything to do with smuggling ‘unmentionables’ in to these men, nor would we ever do so.

“Second, the idea that we could smuggle in underwear is far-fetched. As you know, anything we take in is searched and there is a camera in the room when we visit the client. Does someone seriously suggest that Mr. Katznelson or I have been stripping off to deliver underwear to our clients?”