What I find very interesting is the fact that Nguyen wasn’t quite brave enough to go whole-hog and, say, expose herself to a brick of uranium and actually get cancer.
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If, while snorkeling in the Bahamas, Justin Trudeau were to stub his toe on an AIDS fish and die, I would have no qualms with that.
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Even though I have no proof that he’s a child molester, Bill Nye looks like one.
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Scott Wiener is a California state senator who looks gayer than Liberace’s balls resting on Judy Garland’s head.