Dear Muslims: This is why people don’t like you. You’re welcome!

Did you know that

There is a pressing need to turn public spaces where Muslims have been traumatized into spaces where solidarity is strengthened.

Well, good news!

This workshop will help participants explore simple actions they can take based on their level of comfort and their circles of influence.

And it’s being run by a Toronto “community organizer,” so you know it has to be great!

Hey, has there ever been a “workshop” to help “turn public spaces where” non-Muslims have been “traumatized” by Muslims into something something blah blah? You know: The Bataclan? Nice? Westminster Bridge? Beslan?

Hell, how’s about private spaces, like my goddamn living room?

I’ve been traumatized by Muslims since the Munich Olympics. Do I at least get a new TV?