5 Feet of Fury

Alt headline: “Existence of one freakish person proves my personal theory…”

and justifies my desire to turn society upside down

How’s about a sequel:

Lobster Man proves that species has always been fluid”?

UPDATE: Got this message and then was blocked (by him, but I can still read the site proper):

“Hi Kathy, Brian Gallagher here, editor of Timeline. I’d like to extend a formal invitation to you to stop reading our publication, or at the very least to keep your hateful comments off our stories. Many thanks, Brian”

What beta male faggotry!