Oh, and so did this:
There are planets in the solar system that are smaller than 25-year-old self-proclaimed lifetime lesbian Jemma Beale, a monstrously obese British woman who now finds herself facing charges of falsely accusing a series of men of raping her—as if they’d ever want to in a million lifetimes. Over three years she made rape allegations against fifteen men, claiming she’d never had sex with males before until they all suddenly decided she was so attractive, they just couldn’t keep their meat and two veggies in their trousers. As an English judge reviewed evidence that Beale was lying not only about the rapes, but about never having consensual sex with men, Beale stomped out of the courtroom Godzilla-like, rattling tea cups throughout the greater London area.
