The problem these spoiled feminists have with Wonder Woman is not that she isn’t powerful enough. It’s that she’s not masculine enough. She loves fashion and fancy desserts and thinks babies are adorable. She wears beautiful gowns and can be seduced by handsome war heroes who act like bikers. She shaves her armpits. I’m not kidding—this is an issue. In a modern feminist’s ideal world Wonder Woman would make fart jokes and look like Leslie Jones. She’d chop the heads off “Nazis” and then go home with an equally fat and ugly chick. This movie would tank, of course, and everyone involved would be out of a career. That’s what you get when you appease people who want art to become fueled by spite: bankruptcy. Didn’t anyone learn anything from American Sniper? It made half a billion more than the female Ghostbusters, which made nothing.
