5 Feet of Fury

“My community has been without drinking water for 15 years”

And yet, we can still hear you bitching.

And you always have big screen tvs.

And wheels. Which you “appropriated” from us. Like booze.

And what would those “senior indigenous journalists” you want up there drink, anyhow?

(Besides booze, I mean?)

Just move, dumbass.

Oh, wait, you did, cuz you’re in a CBC studio and not on the rez no more.

Hunh… 

Anyway, I’m already bored with this story, because fuck these people. But here’s Mindy.

UPDATE: Steyn!!!!!

Mr Niedzviecki’s fellow Writers’ Union of Canada official unionized writers didn’t care for the cut of his appropriative jib. Alicia Elliott, a graduate of York University’s Creative Writing program and former winner of Enbridge’s Aboriginal Writing Challenge, said she was “literally shaking” after reading his piece. The last time I was “literally shaking” was when I overdid it in the gas-sniffing round of the Aboriginal Cultural Appropriation Awards …whoops, you can’t say that, can you?