5 Feet of Fury

David Letterman a complete jerk, as I’ve tried to tell you for 25 years

I guess it’s I Told You So Day here at the blog.

Me, years ago.

Today:

The tale of Tim Long, one of several head writers hired during the show’s run, was typical. Unable to deal with the host’s constant rejections and dark moods, Long took to chewing Coke cans — and swallowing pieces of tin.

I also always hated Bill Cosby.

So you all should brace yourselves for the day Bill Murray turns out to be a colossal dickhead.

And probably Louis CK, too.