5 Feet of Fury

Mark Steyn: If Trump is Sinatra and Obama is Dean Martin, then who’s Sammy Davis, Jr.?

Mark Steyn graciously links to my latest Taki’s column, then adds:

Bernie Sanders is Sammy Davis Jr? They’re both Jews. Like Sam, Bernie is the Candy Man, luring millions of impressionable children with promises of a rainbow utopia…

How about Ted Cruz is Peter Lawford? They’re both British subjects who married into powerful American dynasties (Fitzgerald Kennedys, Goldman Sachs). They both had relatives involved in the Kennedy assassination…

No? Well, how about Marco Rubio is Joey Bishop? The lovable shnook with the great line in Vegas shtick: “Hey, have you seen Donald’s hands? You know what they say: Small hands, small bird, pally…”