5 Feet of Fury

“doubles as a shitty nutcracker”

When SomethingAwful.com is funny, it is goddamn funny as hell.

Also I am retarded.

Keurig: Tips and Hacks!

if you don’t put a pod into the keurig and press the button anyways, you can use it to wash very tiny dishes.

keurig pod (k-pod) shells do not readily decompose upon tossing them out. Scientists predict that they will not break down for at least 120 years, which makes them excellent hats for the long-lived giant tortoise.