5 Feet of Fury

My NEW Taki’s column (like anyone cares today!): Friends (With Benefits) of the Earth

“JOOOOOO!!!!”-y comments will be minimal (but I don’t trust my predictions today…)

Vice’s accompanying photos show three women wearing rudimentary surgical-type masks or ball gags, with flowers and grass stuck on them. They have a goofy, almost Pythonesque quality, and are more comical than erotic.

In fact, some of those involved seem to possess something like a sense of fun, describing “ecosexuality as a means of moving beyond the ‘depressing Al Gore stuff’ that people often associate with environmentalism.”

But why? That “depressing” aspect hasn’t prevented millions of idiots from adopting Gore’s junk science as their new religion, and making him and other hucksters breathtakingly wealthy. In that respect, ecosexuality is a solution in search of a problem.

However, as a symptom of our narcissistic and decadent age, it is, shall we say, a natural.