5 Feet of Fury

Why is Ford moving production to violent, corrupt Mexico and not safe, law-abiding Canada?

The Phantom writes:

Nobody is getting shot/knifed/burned/chopped here. There’s no drug overlords running Ontario or Quebec. Canadians are not fleeing the nation to hide in the USA and cut other people’s grass. Why not here?

That’s a question I know I’m never going to see any fracking news-norbert ask Prime Minister P’tit Ptat. That is a question that nobody is going to corner frigging Ontario Premiere Kathleen Wynne at a news conference and demand an answer for. Nobody is going to grab Quebec Premiere Philippe Couillard by his lapels and scream that in his ridiculous face, like they should.

It’s a stupid question. We all know why Ford is not building a new plant here in Canada.

They would have to be fricking crazy to build here. The Canadian government is already bleeding them white, it would be suicidal for them to build here.

But it is a question we’d better start asking ourselves, or we’ll all be stony broke really soon.