5 Feet of Fury

So Hillary Clinton is an INTJ? Another reason not to vote for her

I’m a female INTJ, too. We are very rare.

That is good.

Jim Goad compares Hillary to Nurse Ratched, which is a lazy meme but that doesn’t mean he isn’t right, if in a “wrong” kind of way.

I’ve explained why Nurse Ratched is my hero.

Now:

Do you really think I’d be a good president?

No. I’d nuke half the world on day one.

I’d raise the retirement age to 75 overnight and close down the EPA, implode the UN, mow down Mexicans at the border — Mow your own damn lawns!

I’d have to stick a fake unconvincing smile on my face to get through photo ops.

Or maybe I would just BAN photo ops. I’m the president, bitches!

Do you wonder why Hillary doesn’t give press conferences? Wonder no more; I hate talking on the phone.

Why should I have to EXPLAIN myself to you IDIOTS ugh it is SOOOOO EXHAUSTING explaining the OBVIOUS!!!

That’s what she’s thinking.

She also thought, at some point:

Well, that’s my one kid I’ve had so I can say I had one and people will shut up now.

We don’t just look alike. I’m telling you:

You don’t want this woman in charge.