5 Feet of Fury

Gay men in trouble for describing Mexico as, er, a ‘hell hole’ full of cockroaches, with an inefficient bureaucracy

Insert your own “cock fight” joke.

You might wonder why the Guardian seems so hostile towards this gay couple. This is why, I suspect:

Speaking from his hotel room in Mexico he then said: “We want you to promote this headline. It will read, ‘LegalStreet lawyer comes out as father of triplings’. And the reason is, when I get home I need as much work as possible.”

Never. “Suggest”. A Headline. To. A Journalist.