5 Feet of Fury

‘And here in L.A. we have an exceptionally popular chain of Mao Zedong tribute restaurants…’

(Mao’s Kitchen: “Chinese country-style cooking with Red memories.” No, I’m not making that up), a favorite hangout of lefties, hipsters, millennials, and others afflicted with anencephaly.

How long do you think a “Goebbels Burgers” joint, even one intended to be ironic, would last in L.A.?