5 Feet of Fury

‘Constable Crabtree f*cked Lucy Maud Montgomery, and I swear I’m not kidding’

So as an aside, I’d asked what I’d missed on Murdoch Mysteries since switching over to the new X-Files (and even before — I still don’t understand why George  isn’t in prison for killing his girlfriend’s husband who came back from the dead…)

And an old drinking buddy of mine emailed me with the update, above. I am still so pissed at George’s lesbian coroner ex-girlfriend for being so mean to him, I guess I’m happy that he got laid or whatever they did in those days — I’ll have to see. I really need a block of time to catch up with this shit.

My friend speaks for many when he adds:

I just wish Ghomeshi had to stand trial for being in Moxy Fruvous.

What? Americans ask. Only in Canada, you guys…