Adam Carolla to #SyrianRefugees: You’re fleeing because YOU f—ed up. Don’t bring your shit here. (And same with Mexicans.)

PS: I miss Celebrity Rehab, even though it was asinine (mixed-sex rehab? NOOOO! And that female head counselor was barely sober herself, as I expected AND it later turned out…) and all I did was take everybody’s inventory for 30 minutes.