5 Feet of Fury

Dear Pakistanis: How stupid are you, really?

HNY is raising money for Pakistani’s who get caught up in brick kiln indentured servitude “company store” scams.

The question is obvious:

If these kiln scams have been going on for generations, why the fuck don’t the ripped off Pakistanis tell the other Pakistanis that they’re a scam?

Everybody is acting all surprised when it turns out they “owe” the kilns money for working there.

(Holy shit, don’t you people have record companies? Tennessee Ernie Ford, even?)

Seriously, though:

If you are all really this stupid and/or incommunicative, I have zippo sympathy for you.

Get it together, Pakistanis.

(It’s like the old “I’m forced to drive a cab because Canada won’t recognize my M.D. here” shit. Hey, since the invention of phone cards and cell phones, all you people do is talk to your friends and family “back home”. [While you’re driving me in your cab and asking me how to get to XYZ…] WHY DON’T YOU FINALLY TELL THE OTHER GODDAMN “DOCTORS” NOT TO COME HERE???”)