5 Feet of Fury

Affirmative action in action: College debate teams (video)

Every day I thank God for making Canada too cold for cotton.

You think I’m joking…

[C]ollege debate has collapsed into complete farce in recent years due to white and Asian people letting black contestants turn it into a contest over who is most black. (The black contestants don’t use the word “black” to describe themselves, however.) While the white-Asian teams discuss Constitutional law and social science findings regarding the debate’s official topic, the black teams ignore the subject they are supposed to be debating. Instead, they rap and twerk and denounce white women for shoving them while they were riding on the escalator when they were four.

And they win, because few white judges dare vote publicly against blacks acting stupid. (…)

On the other hand, there is one organized group that has the testicular fortitude, the sheer narcissistic rage to stand up to the black debaters, to go jaw to jaw screaming with them over who is most oppressed: the transies.

You know, when it comes to who to side with, I’d really have to give it more thought. And that disturbs me.

In the fight between Muslims and gays, I side with the gays about 90% of the time, except on force-fed sex-ed, i.e. tax-payer sponsored gay recruitment.

But THIS face off is a tough one…

Anyhow, more proof that humour changes nothing. This will be 20 years old next year:

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