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Gay guy reviews Mattress Girl’s sex tape

June 8, 2015 By Kathy Shaidle

As a queer, I can tell you it is probably the most lazily and messily administered head I have seen in years. If this is the sort of oral sex straight men are getting, can anyone blame them for retreating into pornography and video games?

So now we have another reason to feel sorry for her initial victim:

He didn’t even get a decent blow job that night.

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