5 Feet of Fury

‘…a new party for left-wingers who want to help the ordinary people they absolutely despise’

(Barely) satire:

Formed by disaffected Labour voter Joseph Turner, the Socialist Misanthropic Party is dedicated to improving the lives of the masses who are too idiotic to vote for it.

Turner said: “We are profound humanitarians who believe that humanitarianism is wasted on humanity.”