5 Feet of Fury

Gavin McInnes: ‘If you ever need to be reminded how superior the West is, just hop in a taxi’

Gavin McInnes has a “road test for multiculturalism”:

I had one the other day who must have been in his late 90s. I always ask, “How’s business?” to get the conversation going and he had nothing but complaints about all the fees he has to pay the company. I pulled out my calculator app and was shocked to see they total about $30,000 a year. “But what else can I do?” he shrugged with his tiny frame nearly devoured by a giant, leather seat (it was an SUV car service) “I am old and I don’t speak good English.” We kept going over the numbers and after multiplying his weekly wage by 50, I realized he makes $180,000 a year. Uh, you’re welcome, Александр!

I met another guy from that same car service who grossed $250,000 a year (my informal polling discovered the fancier car services make between $40 and $70 an hour). He did that by working every waking moment of his life. He started every day at 9AM and didn’t get back home until midnight. He did this seven days a week and had done so for years because, “Ees very hard but my girls need education.” Where, in Dubai? UT Health Science Center is $16k a year. This moron had denied his children a father so he could make five times the average American salary. What the hell are these assholes whining about? They’re rich!

Only people who make great money work long hours.

People who make minimum wage work minimum hours, too — getting in at the last possible second and leaving early; praying for holidays and even a cushy disability so they never have to work again.