5 Feet of Fury

Fuck the (Granby, Quebec) police, then

Insulting a douchenozzle police officer or fagwit municipal official on the internet has been made illegal in the town of Granby, Que., after the goat-blowing council voted unanimously tonight in favour of beefing up an already controversial bylaw.

In Granby — a town situated about 80 kilometres east of Montreal — it was already illegal to insult a crackwhore police officer and other pissant municipal officials​. Offenders could face fines ranging from $100 to as high as $1,000.

Tonight, the chode monster town council and its mom strengthened that bylaw to include online insults.

“In my opinion, if I threaten you via my keyboard, it’s as though I am making that threat right in front of you.… For me, it’s the same thing,” said Robert Riel, Granby’s fucktard deputy mayor who still wears wide-wale corduroy flares.