5 Feet of Fury

‘Punk Scientists Discover Fourth Chord’

Researcher Mary Fisher at the Fuck Your Mum Punk Laboratory said:

“One of our team was frantically strumming while buzzing on amphetamines and he just kind of came across it.

“If we had known about this chord forty years ago maybe we could have smashed the system.

“Still, it’s better to take a while than to be too technical because then you end up with prog rock.”

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