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Look, I know I always say this but:
When I was on the Left, we were (mostly) not this stupid, even though we were even drunker and more stoned than these dudes.
Also?
“Garlic Fedora” (as we would have nicknamed him)? I absolutely guarantee you:
He gets laid like a rug. He probably left early with some chick. Maybe two. Hell, one of them might have been me.
#FuckDarwin, seriously…