5 Feet of Fury

Cuz when you’re a dick, everything looks like a butthole

The Bendale Business and Technical Institute’s gay-straight alliance won one of three $1,000 GSA awards from the Toronto District School Board last year.

And on their Facebook page, they appear to claim that it’s possible that up to 1/3 of Americans are LGBTQ (in fact, it’s closer to 2%.)