5 Feet of Fury

Ilana Mercer: ‘If children could choose the family into which they were born, most would opt for the kind depicted in ‘A Christmas Story’

Yeah, no.

I hate that movie. As I said a few years back:

A Christmas Story is more disgusting to me than Hostel. If I’d written the treatment, Ralphie would’ve gotten his hands on a real rifle and murdered his stupid family, In Cold Blood style, then taken out half the neighborhood.

I hate any movie that’s basically two hours of people shouting at each other, and that includes all those classic screwball comedies.