THE most terrifying thing in that movie wasn’t the trippy “ride” or the way the kids get punished.
It’s the sight of those four old people squeezed into one bed, doing nothing but eating and sleeping.
Hated that part as a kid and can barely write about it now without wanting to scream.
Anyway:
These fake “Ayn Rand” movie reviews are pretty funny, even though the New Yorker writer (obviously) doesn’t quite “get” Rand.