• About Kathy Shaidle
  • Kathy Shaidle: Privacy policy

5 Feet of Fury

Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Daniel Handler, Jacqueline Woodson, and Sour Watermelons: My NEW Taki’s column

December 2, 2014 By Kathy Shaidle

I can’t imagine how the comments could possibly be “JOOOOO!”-y this week, but you never know…

Reluctantly popping over to the NYT website to reread it for this column, I was confronted with the Sunday op-ed page, which approached a late-career-Marlene-Dietrich level of self-parody.

After being confronted with a photo-illustration of a man in a “hoodie” draped with an American flag, readers are offered: “Where Do We Go After Ferguson?” by Michael Eric Dyson (whom I briefly confused with Neil deGrasse Tyson and now resent for preventing me from cracking a perfectly decent “How’s about outer space if you love it so much?” joke); “conservative” Ross Douthat’s contention that “After Ferguson, it’s harder to make a case for optimism about race and politics in America”; and (I’m not joking) “When Whites Just Don’t Get It, Part 5” by Nicholas Kristof.

(Something else to thank God for? “Maureen Dowd and Thomas L. Friedman are off today.”)

Woodson’s “Watermelon-quiddick” op-ed is, predictably, very “Maya Angelou”—a slice of bitter yet lyrical autobiographical anti-nostalgia, heated to, if not quite to a boil, then to a strong simmer, over a steady, well-stoked flame of resentment…

More from my site

  • Canadian MP wants to give new immigrants more than just pensions?Canadian MP wants to give new immigrants more than just pensions?
  • You mean besides ‘back where you came from’?You mean besides ‘back where you came from’?
  • techPresident adds charts to follow (yawn) Canadian electiontechPresident adds charts to follow (yawn) Canadian election
  • An inconvenient loot: Derb on the JapaneseAn inconvenient loot: Derb on the Japanese

Filed Under: Kathy Shaidle

« I hate ‘Star Wars’ as much as David Goldman does,* but…
Ezra Levant’s latest fight: My NEW PJMedia post »

Archives

Copyright © 2026 · Magazine Pro Theme On Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in