Not intentional, but I’ll take that as a challenge!
While not one of their old classics, there’s fan favorite (because it’s about the late John Entwhistle) “Old Red Wine.”
I’ll need a coffee before I can tackle this in the manner the subject deserves.
Mark Steyn isn’t a fuddy-duddy, by the way.
He’s the one who saw The Sex Pistols, not me.