5 Feet of Fury

’10 Ways to Tell You’re An Alcoholic’

Gavin McInnes writes:

If you’re going through your Twitter feed in the morning and are shocked to discover that “I’m glad Snakes on a Plane didn’t go with their working title Niggers Are Afraid of Snakes” was written by someone with your name, that’s you. You wrote that. First-person writing should not read like it’s in the third person if you’re only one person.