You know teenagers: Smoking weed. Starting bands. Chopping off heads.

Notorious 100-year-old leftwing nutcase Rick Salutin says of ISIS and the Westerners it attracts:

These young people aren’t monsters and haven’t had their brains or bodies snatched. They’re going through adolescence. It’s dicey.

Alt headline:

Toronto Star columnist blames “homegrown terrorism” on shortage of Quadrophenia albums

Also?

“Dicey.” “Brains and bodies snatched.”

In a column about beheading.

Yep:

Rick Salutin has a newspaper column, and you don’t.

(I wonder what, if anything, Salutin had to say about future Pope Benedict’s [mandatory] Hitler Youth membership…)

Oh, and Salutin is a leftist boomer.

That’s why this column is actually about… him.

These types cannot go a day without steering everything back to their supposedly rebellious, noble, misunderstood youth.

In excusing these “teenagers,” he is looking for validation for his own youthful activities, and reasserting his position on the “cool,” right side of history.

The Boomer media elites:

A sandal stomping on the hand of a KWK St. Louis DJ, forever…