5 Feet of Fury

Gavin McInnes: What Women Want

Gavin McInnes writes:

I believe women want what they’ve always wanted: To feel appreciated and respected and safe. Watching these speakers crowbar Third World injustice into America’s criminal record made me wonder if they also just love complaining. Last year, Elizabeth Wurtzel wrote a tired missive about her “One-Night Stand Life,” where she declared her fealty to the world of being single and crazy. Last week, she updated her commitment with a wedding announcement. I guarantee you she will be moaning about divorce in a couple of years.

That’s what Alisa Valdes did. She wouldn’t shut up about the patriarchy and how antiquated our views of masculinity are—until an alpha male offered to fuck her and all bets were off. She wrote a book renouncing her feminist past called The Feminist and the Cowboy: An Unlikely Love Story and was dumped soon after. Her response was that her book is a lie and she’s a head case.