5 Feet of Fury

Ya think?: Westwood really wasn’t that hot for McLaren because obvious

How is this news, except for him apparently not being “secretly” gay?

“Malcolm chased me,” she writes in extracts from her eponymous memoir, released to the Sunday Times. “I didn’t want him for my boyfriend. He didn’t look after himself. And I started trying to cook for him a bit and stuff like that. And, well, that’s how it started. He wasn’t well one time and he didn’t have a bed.

“So I made him sleep in my bed in the daytime to get over a fever, and he stayed in there for days and then he wouldn’t get out. And that was how we ended up having sex.”

Then Westwood fell pregnant with his child, her second son Joe Corre – a social activist who co-founded luxury lingerie brand Agent Provocateur.

“The point is, I didn’t want Malcolm at first, but I did, in fact, end up getting pregnant by him,” she writes. “Even then, I didn’t really want him.”

I can hardly believe he managed it, frankly. So maybe this IS news. Sort of.

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