5 Feet of Fury

‘UK fine with Islam if you could get pissed’

(Barely) satire:

“‘Obviously praying five times a day would be a major change in most Britons’ daily routine, but if it gets you out of work for ten minutes then they’ll be up for it.

“Teacher Tom Logan said: ‘I have a big beard, I’m always ready to hear conspiracy theories about the Jews, and I’d like someone to pick out a wife for me because I can’t really tell women apart.'”